It's XXX-Mas time again folks and here in the Salty City, there is only one way we want to FEAST for the Holidays and that's where everybody Can-Can get their fill of frivolity, holiday festivities and a good dose of sugar...provided you like cookies. Welcome this years graduating class of Madazon Can-Can's Burlesque Training Program, CAN-CAN CABARET!

Behold the siren of the seas coming to capture your souls as she enters the depths of the down below, needless to say you won't have to wonder what lurks beneath these waters, especially if you're hankering down below on the front row.

They got soul cause they are a SOL-dier. Give it up for the heart of the matter with a soft rendition of what camoflauge means when it comes off after the battle has been won. Battles of the soul, are seldom televised.

Honky Tonk, Ba-Donk-a-Donk...a vision in lavender that will bring the country to your eyes this evening. If you've ever wondered what the cowfolk get up to after hours, look no farther y'all. This one will teach you all you need to know, boots and spurs required.

Business? Yes. She means it. Welcome our own kind of Mother Superior desperate to break the habit of corporate American blues, she'll bring you into the fantasy that every strong business woman secretly hides beneath her skirt. She'll show you what she did for those pearls.

Dolly's got nothing on these patties, made from all natural ground beef, this little daddy is sure to bring a whole new meaning to "Happy Meal." Don't skip on the fries folks, that's where all the SALT is!

We don't believe in banned books and trust me, when you see what this librarian has in store, you won't want to ban books either. Santa's bringing nothing but gifts in this library supported and sponsored by the dancers behind the Zion Curtain.

Bake me, Shake me, Cake me! It's all a part of this special recipe devised for your pleasure. Ever wonder why the icing tastes so sweet and looks so neat, well you're going to have to come to the show to see what our darling baker has in store for you. These ain't yo grannie's sugar cookies!

Gold and black like the bees that grace our lovely state, the Drag Prince of Salt Lake City is stealing the stage and stomping his way into the limelight at this year's Can-Can Cabaret. They say that gentleman prefer blondes, but we know this little gent prefers purple, most particularly on clowns.

Who's your Fae-vorite? Is it the maiden, the mother or the crone...is it the past, the present or the future...we speak of the journey into the soul facilitated by the awakening only the diving feminine can promise us. In the dead of Winter, we can fear for our very souls, but watch the light for the stars promise life.

We're so excited to see you at this year's Can-Can Cabaret. Come to the celebration and party with us for this HO-HO-Holiday season. It's not like the rest, it's for people just like you who have a soft spot for being on the Naughty List. No coal in your stocking, only sugar, spice and everything nice. But you truly have to see it...to believe it.

• No weapons of any kind.
• No outside food or beverages.
• No drugs or illicit substances.
• No smoking inside the venue.
• No unauthorized/unlicensed vending, soliciting, handbills, sampling, or giveaways.
• All served beverages must remain inside the venue.
• No flash photography.
• No moshing, crowd-surfing, or stage diving.
• No pets allowed.
• No backpacks or large bags. Small purses and fanny packs allowed but subject to search.
• Security reserves the right to search bags, perform pat-down checks, and refuse/revoke entry at their discretion. These reasons include intoxication, disturbing hygiene, engaging in hate speech, belligerent or noncompliant behavior, acts or threats of violence, disturbing other guests, etc.