Temptaxxxions + JRC Events Present:

$L,UT Cracker - Cabaret / Circus Mega-Show

Hosted By: Lady Facade

with special guests:
Zaza VanDyke
Mary
Justin Secrecy
Evy
Sofi
Velveteen Serpent Queen
Meadow Lark
Jade Ruth

Beats By: DJ Sheāde

21+ event

Doors 8:00
The show starts at 9:00PM!

Metro Music Hall
615 West 100 South
Salt Lake City, UT

‘Twas the Night Before XXX-Mas and all through the valley,

all the creatures we’re stirring and gathering to ralley.

‘Round tinsel and stockings and garters so high,

that the whole city jostled chasing tickets to buy.

For the Ho-Ho-Holidays were finally here,

And in the House of Temptations the Queers bring the Cheer!

Perhaps you’ve heard rumors in corners of old,

Speaking truths of events filled with glitter and gold.

Where fine sparkly humans who raise their legs high,

Find tinseled apparatuses attached to the sky!

They frolick and scamper and prance with great glee,

Bringing sugar and spice and all things naughty

To the city where all of us find our desires on stages,

Where the reindeer and elves are let out of their cages.

By gathering together we bring joy to the world,

And with glasses raised high, our Rainbow flag unfurls!

This is the only way to get on the list that everyone wants,

To come to the hall where everyone flaunts…

Their cosutmes, their jewelry, their hair and their shoes…

Take on a persona, develop a ruse…

For here at SLUT, Cracker all may be found,

Celebrating Christmas the other way round.

Where the Nice List is left right at home on the floor,

And the Naughty list is the one we all want to score.

By coming and coming and coming again

To the Metro Music Hall for SLUT, Cracker to begin.

Merry XXX-Mas to all and to all a good night…

With The House of Temptaxxxions

Who do the Holdiays Right.